Looks like I'm gonna be seein' KISS after all at the tiny lil'nightclub called "Rain"inside the Palms casino.Yeah,I know,I know,I tried to talk myself out of it but a certain lil' brat convinced me of it!!(He he!!!).I really wanted to go after all,but all the excuses in the world couldn't hide that fact I guess.It'll be neat,bein' packed in a small place being blown away by 3/4ths of the REAL boys(hey,want can I say-it'll be the first time seein' KISS with this line up.Just wish Ace would get his skinny pasty white ass off his couch and jump back in where he belongz but since when has the drunken bastard ever listened to me?).Plus it will be the very first time The rockitqeenhas ever seen them live.Prepare yourself for the onslaught of bombastic booms,eyebrow singeing flames,butt wiggling and studded codpieces being thrust in your direction,all accompanied by The Greatest Rawk N'Rawl of all time(well,next to Loverboy anywayz)!!!!

Speakin' of all of the above(minus the rawk n'rawl),crueltysciresand I caught the "X" show at The Aladdin last night.It's advertised on tv out here every five minutes and it was somethin' Romero & I have wanted to check out for awhile.
It was pretty cheesy.I guess I should've expected that,but I figured since it's six or seven half nekkid hot chix wigglin' thier talents to a techno beat would've had better production values.It was pretty low budget looking,like if the strippers at Cheetah's decided to throw a talent show in thier basement.Course most dudes don't go to those showz for fog machines and lasers n' such,but it really could've used some "oomph" to cover up the lackluster jokes,"going thru the motion"looks on thier faces and,well,who am I kidding,I dig fog machines!!
But I did enjoy the many breastessess bouncin' to the beat(there must've been at least 15 boobies up there!),the high heeled fuck me boots and the just plain goofiness of it all.They had a comedian do a little stand up act in the middle of the show,he was funny but waaayyyy behind in the times.The subject matter for his jokes where all like events that happened 5 to 10 yearz ago.Makin' fun of Clinton,goin' over the whole Bobbit stuff again.C'mon buddy,write some new material.
But again,that wasn't why we were there.
The hot chickies(my friend Kerry hates it when I call women "chickies")from the commercial were all there and they looked even better in 3d!!
The show got me thinkin'(cuz that's what topless women do-get me thinking)that there should be an adult live show based on the Ed Wood classic "Orgy Of The Dead".If you've ever seen that movie then it will all make sense.
Hmmmm,now that's an idea!!!
Maybe that's my calling!To produce a live version of "Orgy Of The Dead"!
hmmmm.....
I got the fog machine,the cheesy bongo music,the vampire make up.
Now all I need are the girls.
Auditions will be held at The Ragzpad.
Sign up early while positions are available!!!

Tags: aladdin, cheetahs, ed wood, kiss, palms, rockitqeen, scary kerry